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| User: | darriusthebard (344079) All I do is construct additional pylons...
If at first you don't succeed, keep repeating the same thing over and over. |
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| Name: | Ryan | |||||
| Location: | Jacksonville, Illinois, United States | |||||
| Birthdate: | 1983-09-28 | |||||
| E-mail: | darrius_the_bard@hotmail.com | |||||
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| AOL IM: |  Ask me.. (Add Buddy, Send Message) | |||||
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| Bio: | Look, retarded images. No one really likes me. You don't. You might pretend to for a while but you'll dump me as soon as you can. Or love me. Possibly both.  The Moon rulz #1.  I'm me. I may be alot of things, but I'm not you, just me. I'm fairly sure, however, that oh wait...facts about me...not lies, I always mix those two up.. - Class: Idiot(14) Fighter(6) Bannana(apprentice level) - AC: A toasty 69 degree's. - Stats: Str: Primarily useless trivia and being mildly ammusing in an iritating way Con: You into thinking I care Dex: The secret love child of Jak and Daxter Int: el inside(dum dum da dum) Wis: 2 teeth, but bother are highly recluded so don't actually surface, just move every few months and make me feel a little rotten Cha: Trust me. No one could ever love me or be my friend. - 6'. 6'6 in 6 inch heels, but thats sort of easily figured out, isn't it. Thats like saying I'm 16' standing on a 10' ladder. - 177 lbs of pure unrefined sex - I'm a geek. And a loser. So if you hang out with me your friends will call you a dork. - White-blue eyes. I have the amazing power to make people dislike me simply by looking at them. People also seem to constantly think I'm high, which is funny because I don't do nor intend to do drugs. I don't think you shouldn't though. - Brownish blondish hair with redish in it. Long. Shitty - Regrets are for the weak. - Girls with glasses are hot. Or without. or asian. or not asian. Actually women are attractive. I wish I would have hung out with at least one guy when I was growing up. - Is an artist. I just suck - I like sunsets, the stars, and victorian fashion. - B is for Bondage - Please refrain from being ignornat. Also refrain from pointing out my flagrent spelling and gramtical errors. Such as ignornat. - Batteries included with proof of purchase(no purchase nessccary) - I read. If you've never read anything, don't talk to me(I know your reading this, I mean stuff that counts[argo anything I like]) - The blog is coming from inside the house - It hurts you more then it hurts me. You like it that way, don't you baby. - I perfer the company of aimals to people. Conversly, I hate furries. - I have no home. - I'm the worst thing on the planet - I am the living death. I see in infared. I take what I so need. I crush. You bleed. Not really, but I like that song. Ever hear the mortal kombat original motion picture soundtrack? its got some nice beats. - I have no friends, if you try adding me in an attempt to be my friend, you will tire yourself, save me the dissapointment and you the effort. This isn't pessimism, its a simple fact. - Hates my appartment, but it hates me back, ala house of the dead. We have a nice relationiship going, this year I'm buying it a birthday card. - Has found god. The bastard was hiding behind a buncha sheets with red and white stripes. Tricky fuck. - Bullet points add a sense of class and sophistication. - Cheat codes are for wussies, however, by pressing down back-down back fierece/low kick you can perform a super haodoken combo, thus guranteeing you victory. - Send me toys in the mail. - I know what you did. Your sick. So very sick. Wanna be my friend? I'm not a skeleton. ----Games I'm playing because I know you care---- Sims 2 University Neopets GTA: San Anreas Discworld MUD Self Fellatio: a Quest of Self Discovery Disgaea LaPucelle Tactics(gotta raise up my haniwa..) | |||||
| Memories:: | 3 entries | |||||
| Interests: | 146: abnormal psychology, acting, agnostism, alternate universes, animals, anime, anthropology, anti-hemmingway, art, b horror, beauty, being a loser, being myself, bjork, black, blood, book stores, books, bright eyes, budisim, calvin and hobbes, camping, cartoons, cats, choice, comedy, comics, ctarl ctarl, dancer in the dark, dark eyes, dark humor, death, deftones, dental floss, desktops, dungeons and dragons, eating, edward scissorhands, elfwood, existance, existentialism, eyes, fae, failures, fan art, fan fics, fantasy, forensics, genetics, graphic arts, graphic design, hair, hamburgers, hate, history, hugs, hypochondria, impressionism, improv, independence, intelligence, interests, japan, juxtapoz, kafka, karma, legos, life, lightbulbs, lightwave, living, loss, love, lovecraft, mandy, manga, me, meditation, mistakes, mmorpgs, mothman, movies, mud, muds, muisc, mystery science theatre 3000, nth, olc, omfg, other people, outlaw star, over analyzing everything, people, personality, pffft, photography, photoshop, pictures, pratchett, psuedointellectualism, psychology, ramen, reading, religion, roadtrips, role playing games, roleplaying, romance, rpg's, rpgworld, russia, sandman, sarcasm, satire, science, science fiction, serial killers, shamanisim, sims, sleeping, sleeping in, staring, sub cultures, surrealism, takeout, taoism, tattoos, techno, the legend of zelda, the sound of love, theolgy, thrift stores, thunder and lightning, tool, underworld, uniforms, war history, watercolor, webcomics, winner take all, writing, xenophobia, you, zen, zen buddhism, zoology | |||||
| Schools: | None listed | |||||
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| Friend of: | 24: 0shiridesu, allana, bardicladymuse, cockershell, darksun_ty, direckshun, dragondreams87, enidsarobot, kiwistarfruit, mandychan, mirrordtears, pixelfish, razeon, sarah_robertson, silencio_me, silvan81, slaneyder, tchotchke, thetwistedfork, thumpersrevenge, wantok, warmer_shades, wdytoab, xxtoolshedxx | |||||
| Member of: | 7: _2good4neopets, cowboybebop, disgaeansunite, enterthetomato, manga, outlawstar, picturevomit | |||||
| Account type: | Basic Account | |||||
